Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeysare our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world
?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq andAfghanistan.
Q: Why doesn"t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don"t fuck with everybody.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
－－－－－－－－－－－oh,my god!
原來是英文!
－－－－－－－－－－－問：中國人吃
狗肉嗎？
答：吃，還吃
貓呢，尤其是在“我們的感恩節(jié)”這天吃。另外火雞是我們最喜愛的寵物，在中國只有
盲流才吃火雞。
問：中國日益強(qiáng)大了，中國政府是不是要稱霸世界呢？
答：當(dāng)然了，我們只要一強(qiáng)大了就馬上侵略伊拉克和阿富汗。
問：為什么中國政府不把西藏歸還給喇嘛？
答：因?yàn)槔镆獛椭髅字Z爾人奪回fo羅里達(dá)州。（譯者注：西米諾爾人是由各個(gè)早期的克里克部落組成的北美印第安人，從18到19世紀(jì)遷入fo羅里達(dá)州北部，后來也居住在埃弗格萊茲地區(qū)，現(xiàn)在居住在俄克拉何馬州和fo羅里達(dá)州南部。西米諾爾戰(zhàn)爭結(jié)束后大部分西米諾爾人遷移到印第安準(zhǔn)州。來源：金山詞霸2005)
問：中國制造的產(chǎn)品的價(jià)錢都很低吧？（意為質(zhì)量差)
答：是的，如果我們使用奴隸的話，價(jià)錢會(huì)更低。
問：為什么你家只有你一個(gè)小孩？
答：因?yàn)槲业母改覆皇桥c每個(gè)人都發(fā)生過性關(guān)系。
問：中國有14億人口，你們該怎么辦呢？
答：找到另外一個(gè)星球，殺光那上面的當(dāng)?shù)厝丝�，再把家搬過去。
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－－－－－－－－－－－當(dāng)然了，我們只要一強(qiáng)大了就馬上侵略伊拉克和阿富汗。
－－－－－－－－－－－I agree with you.
－－－－－－－－－－－因?yàn)槲业母改覆皇桥c每個(gè)人都發(fā)生過性關(guān)系。
